Okay, so maybe not Apple products. But, seriously, everybody has something that they get super excited about. Even Disney characters! Here are some Disney characters demonstrating the life of a fangirl.
When you talk about your fandom:
(In which Sour Bill represents your non-fandom friends.)
When you meet other people from your fandom:
"YOU ARE MY NEW BEST FRIEND."
When the couple you ship does something adorable:
"YOU TWO ARE MADE FOR EACH OTHER."
When a friend ships two characters that both die later on:
"Yeah, have fun with that."
When your favorite television show comes on:
"EVERYONE OUT OF THE LIVING ROOM I NEED ROOM TO FLAIL."
When your favorite television show ends on a cliffhanger:
When you have to wait for more movies/episodes/books:
"I'm staying in my room until the next Marvel movie."
When you go to purchase a long awaited movie/episode/book:
"MINE. NO TOUCHY."
When you see a picture of your celebrity crush:
"OH MY GOODNESS SO CUTE I COULD JUST SQUEEZE THEIR LITTLE FACE."
And finally, if you ever get to meet your celebrity crush:
"CAN I KEEP YOU?"