Sunday, January 31, 2016

Jessica Jones Recap: "AKA The Sandwich Saved Me" (1x05)





Trigger warning: This show is rated TV-M because it deals with realistic portrayals of sex, abuse, violence, swearing, and PTSD. Be warned before reading this recap or watching this show. 



18 months ago


The episode opens with a flashback. Jessica is in an office somewhere playing a game of catch against her computer screen with a giant ball of rubber bands. (I don't know what she does at this company, but I think it would probably drive anyone to office supply sculpture.)










"Do you think rubber bands just buy themselves, Miss Jones? Last week it was a 20 foot chain of paper clips..."

Her manager seems less than pleased with her performance as an employee, just as she seems displeased with the job to begin with. In a tit for tat response, Jessica pulls out a list of damning financial records that point to her boss skimming off funds for his own personal use. He's even created a fake employee to help cover his tracks in funding weekly trips to Atlantic City. Mid-level manager Mike (he doesn't have a name) is peeved to say the least, calling Jessica a budding extortionist in reference to her price for keeping quiet. However, he goes too far in sarcastically saying that her parents must be proud of her. That kind of insult never seems to go well when directed at an orphan. In response, Jessica punches an entire row of filing cabinets into a resulting domino effect. 



"And the job was siphoning your soul through the Xerox Machine?"



"No, that was the last one, this one was sucking my brain out through the air vent."



"Bullshit, hey, you're good at bullshit!"


Their witty exchange is interrupted by a cocky young guy with a mind to score with the lovely Miss Walker. Trish is forced to endure a rendition of the television show that made her a child star paired with tasteless innuendo. (If someone did this to one of my friends, I'm not sure I'd handle it as cooly as Jessica, I'd probably make some remark about shoving his "bald headed bishop" where the sun doesn't shine.) 


Jessica counters with an offer to play him at the strength tester in exchange for leaving the girls alone and picking up their tab. He screeches like a velociraptor and punches the bag straight  back into the machine. Jessica smirks and makes a comment about just how hard it looks, and he comes back with another innuendo. She proceeds to practically break the machine. The man mumbles an apology and backs away, tail between his legs. 



"She did the 30-day shred. Jillian Michaels changed her life."


Trish asks Jessica if there's more to what she can do with her powers than just well...stuff like this. What if Jessica were to give the whole "being a hero" thing a try? She replies that it's not that simple;  Trish expresses that if she could be a hero, she would. 




"Do you want to know how to be a hero?" *Stands up and yells* "Shots on Trish Walker everyone!"


End Flashback



"There's before Kilgrave....and there's after Kilgrave."


Following last episode's revelation, Jessica and Trish are on Malcolm's Facebook page (or whatever they have in the MCU). They're both in shock over the rapid transformation that's occurred since Kilgrave gained control over him. A mere six months prior, he looked happy, healthy, and hopeful. (He looks like the type of guy who'd own a coffeeshop or be in grad school for something like counseling.) 



"I hear him shuffling down the hallway at a quarter to ten every morning like clockwork."



"Junkie's aren't known for keeping that regular of a schedule."



"I never thought too much about it but--"


As Jessica and Trish discuss Malcolm's habits, the camera follows him down the street on one of his morning outings. We soon see that Jessica is also following him. (Seriously Marvel, a baseball cap and a hoodie don't make a person look that inconspicuous.) Malcolm appears to be waiting for some sort of signal. He receives the (yet to be revealed) signal, then proceeds to an area where people gather to play chess. Kilgrave awaits him as if they were simply meeting up to play a match.  Jessica begins naming streets to ground herself as Kilgrave passes an envelope of heroin to Malcolm. 


The tumblers are starting to click. Jessica notes that Malcolm moved in down the hall only four months ago. She and Trish are realizing the full scope of just how far Kilgrave went to make the perfect spy. 


"Everybody dismisses a junkie."

Trish and Jessica agree that Malcolm needs to get out of the situation. Somehow. 


The next morning Jessica waits for Malcolm to leave his apartment and heads into the elevator with him. The usually friendly pair stands in silence until they exit the building. Jessica feigns heading the opposite direction and tells Malcolm to "hang in there". Luckily for Jessica it's easy to blend into the crowds of New York and the person she's following isn't that observant. After watching for a while, she realizes that Kilgrave is giving  Malcolm instructions of where to meet him through passersby. She then witnesses Kilgrave stealing a bunch of magazines from an understandably peeved vendor. His response is to make the vendor throw piping hot coffee their own face. (Also, Kilgrave calls Malcolm "junkie" as a nickname; he's just a dehumanizing piece of scum.)


Back at the apartment, Jessica unsuccessfully attempts to get in touch with Trish. She hears a knock at the door and is immediately defensive.(Who wouldn't be in her shoes?) It's Ruben with a freshly baked loaf of banana bread. Jessica takes this act of neighborly kindness (or puppy love) in stride and tries the bread despite claiming not to like it. (Ruben sees this through the window. Jessica is definitely a nice person, but she'd never admit 

that.)


"Just don't tell my sister."


(Well, now we know why Trish isn't answering the phone.) Apparently, it's Trish's turn to shake some drawers loose, with Officer Simpson nonetheless. Trish untangles herself, slips on a robe, and lets Jessica in the door. The two jump right in to discussing Jessica's discovery and how exactly it will help them take down Kilgrave.  A boxer-brief clad Officer Simpson chimes into Trish and Jessica's conversation with his own take on the events. Jessica is surprised and seemingly irritated at Trish's choice in adult playtime partner. This finds its way into the discussion. It is clear that Jessica thought that it would be she and Trish against the world, like always. Yet, Simpson has experience in Special Ops and has a lot of advice and expertise to offer. 

"Hey, last night was fun, but that doesn't mean I want your opinion." 
(He does seem a bit presumptuous about being involved with this plan.  However, I think Jessica and Trish aren't thinking that he's personally invested in the whole Kilgrave situation beyond a relationship with Trish. Can you imagine how frustrating it must have been for an individual so typically capable to have been rendered helpless by a madman? I think Trish and Jessica's situation is only a fuel to a fire that's already burning.)

He quickly admits to having jumped the gun but obviously wants to be involved. 



"I don't need you!"



"Um,yeah you do."



"No, she doesn't--but seriously, he could be useful."  


The trio stands for a moment in tense silence, but,Trish has to be on air and needs to leave. Simpson and Jessica stand for another moment staring each other down. Simpson expresses the need to put on a pair of pants, and it seems that the pair have formed a begrudging partnership. This new team has a dual purpose, going after Kilgrave and coming together for the sake of Trish's feelings (has to be on some level). 


(Haha, I love his car--admittedly, it's a bit too memorable to be stealthy.)


Simpson has a plan. (I feel like this is the guy you want to have on your side during the apocalypse.) He knows of an abandoned CDC facility with a hermetically sealed room, soundproof too, and seemingly perfect to store Kilgrave. Jessica thinks he knows nothing, but Simpson does have a good point. They need a bit more time.


The two spat over the mechanics of who takes Kilgrave and how. They argue through soundproof glass, and they truly let what's been on their minds out: frustration. Simpson thinks that Jessica has no idea what a true hero actually is, and she theorizes that he may have taken things too far and killed a ton of people, resulting in his ejection from Spec Ops. The exchange ends with Plasticine smiles and thumbs up. 

The following flashback gives us a glimpse of what we've been waiting for: Jessica using her powers to do good. Although dressed as a sandwich and working an unfulfilling job, something about Jessica just seems different. 

"Two for one hoagies all day!" 

Jessica runs into the road to stop a taxi from hitting a little girl, resulting in the episode title. She smiles as the little girl is reunited with her father and the scene fades. 












Jessica and Ruben open the elevator to find Malcolm unconscious on the floor. Ruben worries aloud that they should take him to the hospital, Jessica insists on taking him home instead. (I think she's seeing the urgency of getting Malcolm free of Kilgrave... and heroin for that matter.) Ruben breaks the resulting awkward silence. 



"You want to go to movie sometime?"  

(Aww, Ruben. I don't think Robyn would be too happy with this development...then again, Jessica doesn't seem too enthusiastic either.) 




We are reunited with Simpson and Trish as they go to pick up the van. Simpson has done some digging into Trish's past, and she seems uneasy with his questions about Jessica. It's clear that the two aren't quite cohesive with communication as of yet. 


"Do you trust me?"

Simpson agrees with Trish's assertion that all three of them are most likely decent human beings, and they move on to what comes next. 


Jessica is watching over Malcolm in his apartment when she receives a call from Hope. This brings about a visit to a sickly-looking Hope who is desperate for money and losing faith in Jessica. 



Another flashback shows Trish, seemingly a lot more enthused by the superhero idea than Jessica is. This is a wonderful and hilarious nod to the comics. Jessica hates both her comic alias and the costume. 





"Jewel is a stripper's name, a really slutty superhero. Besides, if I wear that you're going to have to call me cameltoe."


(I like these flashbacks, it serves to frame Jessica well as she's becoming determined and motivated to do good for those around her again. Embracing heroism isn't easy for her, but people like Hope and Malcolm reminds her why she must.)


The episode is finally at the point we've been waiting for: their attempt at capturing and incapacitating Kilgrave is at hand. A glimpse of snarky banter in the van confirms that the mission is all that's keeping Simpson and Jessica from openly berating each other. There's no time for arguing over Trish when there's a manipulative evil genius to take down. 

"If Kilgrave gets me--"
"I'll take you out."
"I was going to say dart-gun me, but sure, shoot me in the head."
"Me too."
Jessica's eyes are on Malcolm as she waits for him to receive instruction. She follows closely and keeps her cool while locating Kilgrave. Things seem to be going according to plan--until a balloon pops and gets Kilgrave and others' attention. Jessica is left with no choice to distract him so that Kilgrave doesn't have a chance to see Simpson taking a shot. 







Malcolm is apologetic but Jessica's attention is shifted away from that as two muscular men have arrived to "help". Her quick thinking enables her to incapacitate them and draw the attention to the men instead.
"Help, they just attacked my brother!"
She escapes with Kilgrave as quickly as possible but not without turning a few heads. The trio make it to the warehouse and are cautiously celebratory. Jessica discovers a tracking device inside Kilgrave's coat, and all hopes for a smooth operation are dashed as vehicles approach. Armed with giant taser poles, the body guards render Trish unconscious and manage to keep Jessica and Simpson busy as others retrieve Kilgrave from the back of the van. The body guards speed off and leave one of their own behind. Trish blames herself, but Jessica isn't having it, and Simpson attempts to be encouraging. 

Simpson insists on interrogating the leftover body guard, it is soon realized he knows almost nothing about Kilgrave. Simpson isn't so sure and wants to continue.






Jessica rebuffs his thought that they should both seek out Malcolm and insists on dealing with him herself. (I would too after seeing Simpson go Rambo so many times. No matter what he did under Kilgrave's control, Malcolm is still Jessica's friend and deserves her help and sympathy.)


(This next part is heartbreaking, considering that we now know a bit of Malcolm's past.)


Jessica hears Malcolm fighting with someone in his apartment and quite loudly at that. We the viewers know that this is a tad unusual. She barges in to find a drug dealer pointing a gun at Malcolm and proceeds to take the slight female out by shoving her out of the apartment. This results in an altercation between Jessica and Malcolm as she keeps him from going after the dealer. Malcolm is intent on getting his way

"You can't save me-- You can't save me again..."
(Again, what is...Oh my gosh, this seriously isn't happening.)

The next flashback opens with Jessica witnessing a mugging, which she quickly deescalates by peeling the muggers off of the person they're attacking. Suddenly, an all too familiar voice and presence fills the frame: Kilgrave. This is clearly the moment in which they first meet and when she first falls under his control. 


"You are a sight to behold, isn't she amazing?"
(OH CRAP)
"Leave him, he's fine." "Yeah, he's fine." 

Kilgrave seems surprised and nearly scoffs at Jessica's reasoning toward saving someone from a mugging and her overall laid back attitude toward her powers and identity. He is enchanted as if she were some new toy, and that is exactly as he views her.


"There's a fantastic Szechuan place around the corner. You like Chinese. Come on, I have to know everything about you."


Just like that, and she's under his spell.


If you hadn't already guessed it, the man she saved from the mugging was in fact Malcolm. The fact that Kilgrave went that far to find someone connected to Jessica's life to hurt her just astounds me. It's not that I didn't think he was incapable of that, it's just a marker of how truly sadistic he is as an individual. Who better to hurt Jessica than someone she saved? What better use of a figure from her life to make her feel even more marginalized and weak?


Modern day Jessica has chained Malcolm to a pipe in his bathroom to ride out his withdrawal. Jessica is taking time to remind Malcolm of who he was and still is. She knows at least some of the guilt and self blame he must feel due to her own experiences and wants to help with that part of the battle. Yes, Malcolm has demons that only he can face, but having someone on your team certainly must help. Kilgrave got Malcolm hooked on Heroin so he would have a reason to meet him every day even if his controls had worn off. 


"You're right, I can't save you."


Jessica has the perfect answer for Malcolm. 


"The whole time he had me, there was some part of me that fought... and I'm still fighting, I won't stop fighting. But if you stop fighting, I lose. Do you get that? He did this to you to get at me, to isolate me, to make me feel like an infection. One more person dead or dying because of me. So why don't you remember how to be a goddamn human being again instead of being this self-pitying piece of shit he turned you into and save me for once?"
There's just something poignant about the way Malcolm slams the toilet lid down and stares at the drugs after Jessica asks him to choose. She's giving him the same opportunity she had, the same choice she had to make in the first episode. Will Malcolm become a hero again? In a different realm of course, but social workers have their own special set of superpowers. It wouldn't surprise me to see Malcolm defeat this after being reminded of what he started out wanting to fight for in the first place. 

The next few scenes take place rather quickly, there's not much of their significance known as of yet. Trish stands against a wall and loads a revolver, obviously deep in thought. Then, we watch Hope being beaten mercilessly by Sissy, a fellow inmate, while under the slightly purple glow of the light of night time. 


The scene shifts to Kilgrave, now awake and a bit worse for the wear. He walks across the room and watches himself in the mirror for a moment, then yanks what appears to be a tooth free from inside of his mouth.(I really couldn't tell if it was from his gum, cheek, or lip from the angle of the shot.) He chuckles, and, as we soon see, decides give Jessica a call to comment on the encounter. Kilgrave seems almost content to converse entirely with himself; this isn't surprising coming from a man who can't interact with anyone without controlling their brain. He seems befuddled, excited, and somehow encouraged that Jessica didn't kill him. Perhaps he thinks there's still hope that his claws have left their mark? 


Kilgrave then goes into his shtick of trying to make Jessica feel like he's in control, even when he isn't.  He  claims that letting Jessica save Malcolm was his idea all along. He then proposes an offer: he will continue to leave Malcolm alone if Jessica sends him one picture a day, preferably smiling. (Oh my gosh, it creeps me out so much when he's just staring at the camera like that. I also hate it when he just refers to Malcolm as "the junkie."Again, this only serves to confirm how egocentric Kilgrave actually is--other people are simply his playthings.)



"Come on, Jessica, tell me we have a deal...Let me hear your voice."

Jessica hangs up on him, much to the relief of all, but that relief is stunted by a text message from an impatient Kilgrave. Jessica goes in to check on Malcolm and is weighing her options when she notices that he's thrown the heroin baggies into the toilet and the still unopened syringe is on the counter. Jessica decides that it's better to not take a chance and sends Kilgrave an unsmiling selfie, ending the episode. 


What did you think of "AKA The Sandwich Saved Me?" What changes are you noticing in Jessica as the season goes on? Are they good changes?  Feel free to share in the comments. 









Saturday, January 30, 2016

The 100 3x02: Wanheda (Part Two)


Remember last episode when Bellamy, Kane, Monty and Indra found themselves trapped in a car? Yeah, they're still there. It's been three hours, and they've finally decided maybe they should do something about the situation. Their master plan is to run for it, but as soon as Bellamy opens the hatch, he's faced with a gun, and everyone is told to get out.
Turns out they aren't grounders but other Ark survivors (from the Farm Station, specifically). The survivors include Monty's mom (YAAAAY) but not Monty's dad (AAAWWW) because he 'didn't make it.' Also, Pike, the man in charge of Farm Station, wants all Grounders to die a slow and painful death. He seems like a pretty nice guy, though. Genocidal tendencies aside.  
Meanwhile, Clarke is being dragged around via rope by an extremely problematic, bounty-hunting newcomer. Why is he problematic? I'll explain in a bit. We saw this newcomer for a brief moment in the last episode when he came into Niylah's trading post looking for Wanheda. He gave Clarke a suspicious side-eye before leaving and proceeded to kidnap her as soon as she left.
So now, like I said, he's dragging Clarke around via rope. So Clarke does the only obvious move and collapses, pretending to be unconscious. He lets the rope go with a derisive, "I guess Wanheda is human after all," and proceeds to turn his back on her and fill his canteen with water.
My very high hopes for him began to drop because let's face it, that wasn't the brightest move. Clarke - OBVIOUSLY not actually unconscious - attacks him and proceeds to half-drown him. He's having none of it and proceeds to reverse the situation, half-drowning her. When he pulls her out of the water, the red dye has washed from her hair and the warpaint has washed from his face, revealing a) she's actually a blonde and b) he's actually from the Ice Nation.
One of them is more surprised than the other. (Hint: it isn't him.)
By this point, my reaction to Bounty Hunter was, "Oh no, he's hot. But it's fine, we're good. He won't deter me. I've shipped Bellarke for two seasons and I'm not about to stop now."
Meanwhile, The Gang (Bellamy, Kane, Indra and Monty) reach the trading post just in time to keep Ice Nation Newcomer's friend from killing Niylah, since Niylah won't tell him where Clarke was going. (Granted, she doesn't actually know, but points to her for keeping her mouth shut.) Niylah tells The Gang that the other bounty hunter took Clarke, and Pike finds fresh tracks. The Gang sets off on Clarke's trail.
Clarke isn't having the best day of her life. She and Bounty Hunter run into three Ice Nation scouts from Bounty Hunter's clan.

Bounty Hunter: Be quiet.
Clark: *screams*
Me: *facepalm*
Bounty Hunter: *facepalm*
Bounty Hunter approaches the scouts and proceeds to kill them (apparently, they're not all on the same side), then chase down Clarke. Her getaway attempt is thwarted, but she manages to stab Bounty Hunter in the side before he once again gets the upper hand.
By this point my reaction to Bounty Hunter was, "FINE, I'm in love, but I WILL NOT BE SWAYED, I'll love him but I refuse to ship him with Clarke. Plus he's like twice her age. I refuse to ship this. I'll just appreciate him from a safe distance, yep."
As Clarke and the Bounty Hunter head away, The Gang arrives and sees them across the clearing. But they're too far away - an Ice Nation army is approaching out of nowhere, cutting off any safe route to Clarke. All Bellamy wants to do is go after her, but the chances of surviving said rescue attempt are low, and the others convince him to wait. The Gang hides in a cave while Indra leaves them, heading to Polis so she can warn Lexa of the oncoming Ice Nation army.
The Bounty Hunter wants to avoid the army as well, so he finds an underground bunker where he and Clarke wait it out. Bounty Hunter earned his new nickname, McSteamy, in this scene; as he proceeds to remove his shirt and reveal a back full of intriguing scars and a chiseled physique that's borderline RUDE.
My reaction: "This is getting ridiculous. RIDICULOUS. Who said you were allowed to just waltz in and be this way. Who gave you permission."
As if that wasn't enough, he heats up his knife in a fire and cauterizes the stab wound Clarke gave him; all without making a sound.

Me: "…This just isn't fair."

McSteamy and Clarke have a brief discussion and he opens up slightly, telling her he was banished, whereas she took the coward's way out and ran.

Clarke: We're not so different, you and I
McSteamy: LOL
While they talk, The Gang also discusses why Pike is so dead-set against Grounderkind: when the Farm Station landed, the Ice Nation began killing their kids (and Monty's dad, who went after the kids to save them). They've been fighting Grounders ever since, and he doesn't see a difference between Trikru and Iskeda, which will be a huge problem for Arkadia.
While they swap war stories, Bellamy changed into one of the Ice Nation scout's clothes and slipped away, following after Clarke. He finds her, and we have a beautiful but (annoyingly) brief Bellarke moment as he touches her face and begins to untie her. The moment is cut short by McSteamy, who takes Bellamy by surprise.
He has a sword to Bellamy's throat, but Clarke pleads with him, begging him not to kill Bellamy. She promises she'll stop fighting him if he lets Bellamy go. So McSteamy reasonably stabs Bellamy in the leg, tells him not to follow them, and leaves with Clarke.
Bellamy makes his way back to The Gang, but they don't have a chance of finding McSteamy now that he knows he's being followed. Bellamy still wants to follow them, but Monty convinces Bellamy he'll bleed out and die if they don't get him medical attention.

Shockingly, however, McSteamy doesn't bring Clarke to the Ice Nation like we thought he would - he takes her to Lexa! The reunion is anything but a happy one, since Clarke is still pulling Lexa's knife out of her back. McSteamy's deal wasn't with the Ice Nation after all; it was with Lexa - if he brought her Wanheda, she would lift his banishment. (This confuses me, because if he's Ice Nation, what gave Lexa the power to banish him? EXPLAIN, show! EXPLAIN!)
Unfortunately for McSteamy, Indra's news of the impending Ice Nation army have put Lexa in a bad mood, and - true to form - she goes back on her promise to him. She also drops his true identity - Roan, the Prince of the Ice Nation.
SO GREAT, NOW NOT ONLY IS HE HOTTER THAN POMPEII, HE'S A BANISHED PRINCE? RUDE, Rothenburg. RUDE.
We do get a lovely moment where Clarke actually spits in Lexa's face and tells her, "I'LL KILL YOU" before she's dragged away by Lexa's guards. Lexa might be upset, but I'm very okay with this.
Meanwhile at Arkadia, Lincoln and Octavia's sexytimes are interrupted by the arrival of his friend Niko, who was badly hurt by the Ice Nation. They take him to Abby, but Niko needs a transfusion.

Abby: He has a strange blood type we can't match!
Jackson, Abby's assistant: Mount Weather has lots of blood! We can go there!
Abby: Lincoln said that was a bad idea!
Lincoln: I take it back!
Abby: Okay, we're going to Mount Weather!

They take Niko to Mount Weather and decide to open the place up while they're there, since it could help so many people. It's a lovely thought, but I have the feeling dire consequences are in order.
I mean, it already has one dire consequence - Jasper is loose in the art storage room, destroying priceless works of art until he finds Maya's favorite painting (which he happens to hate). He sits and stares at it and cries. Octavia finds him and they have a bonding moment. If I were Octavia, I would've yelled at him for destroying an ancient discus-thrower sculpture, but Octavia is apparently a better person than I am.
Meanwhile off in… wherever they are, Jaha's still tripping around in the 'City of Light.' He and ALIE think it's a real place, but it looks like a glorified mind palace to me. How is she supposed to fit every human ever in there? I have no idea. It's confusing. Emori tells Murphy that ALIE recruited her to steal tech and bring to Lurch, the random goon who appeared in the last season. But the Goon is also tripping, and so Emori decides to steal back the tech she already gave him. (Murphy's incredulous, too.) That doesn't go over terribly well, and the Goon attacks Emori. Murphy and Emori fight back, killing the Goon and stealing the boat. They leave Jaha and Emori's friend, Otan, who has drunk the proverbial kool-aid and now sides with Jaha and ALIE.
Murphy, clever boy that he is, realized the 'tech' was actually ALIE's hardware, so he chucked it in the water and let Jaha fish for it while he and Emori stole the boat. Jaha isn't really worried, though, since ALIE assures him there is no pain and no death in the 'City of Light.' Cue the Goon (recently dead) appearing alive and well in said City. This just gets more confusing as time goes on.
I can't wait for episode three.
MY BEEF WITH THIS EPISODE

I've been a Bellarke shipper since episode one. They've come so far. They've been through so much. They've saved each other's lives, they've sacrificed themselves, they've gone to enormous lengths to prove they belong to each other. They're each other's best friend and co-leader. They're the peanut butter to the other's jelly, the filling to the other's Oreo cookie, the honey to the other's tea, the frosting to the other's cupcake, etc. etc.
So why, after two+ seasons, does Jason Rothenburg give us an episode where literally everyone realizes how much Bellamy loves Clarke - and then gloss over it completely? Bellamy and Clarke share a beautifully touching, emotional thirty seconds together, and Bellamy goes practically ballistic with the need to rescue Clarke. Clarke sacrifices her own safety for Bellamy's. This is good stuff. This is stuff we've been waiting for, and yet it's like Jason is purposefully trying to distract us from it. Not in a good way. This really bothers me.
I'm not complaining about the addition of Roan - in fact, I might start wearing a metaphorical 'I'm Here for Roan' tee shirt. If I'm being completely honest, I even ship Clarke and Roan (and I gave them a ship name: Cloan) - possibly a lot. But I've shipped Bellarke for two seasons, and I’m not about to stop. I don't know what Jason Rothenburg is trying to do with the viewers, but his attitude of 'I know you want this, but I'm going to jerk your leash just because I can' has the potential to get very, very annoying. I'm hoping he doesn't take it too far.

What do you think of Roan and the brief Bellarke moment? Are you liking season three so far? Let me know!

Friday, January 29, 2016

32 Survivors, Room for 12

In February of 1952, one of the worst storms to ever hit the East Coast struck New England, damaging an oil tanker off the coast of Cape Cod and literally ripping it in half. On a small lifeboat faced with frigid temperatures and 70-foot high waves, four members of the Coast Guard set out to rescue the more than 30 stranded sailors trapped aboard the rapidly-sinking vessel.   ~IMDb
      I'll be honest, the live action "based on a true story" Disney films never really appeal to me.   The best one Disney has made (in my opinion) would be Cool Runnings (which I reviewed here).   Most of the other films of this type are below Disney's standard and seem to exist only to make a few bucks to feed the actors.

     "But Chris Pine is in it!" you say.   "Surely the movie is wonderful if such a big shot Hollywood actor is in the film, right?"   Not neccessarily.   Chris Pine is a good actor, yes, but *gasp* he's not as well known as some.   Sure, he has a fan base, but it's not nearly the size of Broncohat Cottonlatch's or Tom Hiddleston's.   Besides, the only things anybody (read: I) knows him from is Star Trek and Into the Woods.

     Besides the fact, everyone feels like they just saw this movie.   We literally just had a movie with a little boat and a hot actor making squinty faces as they played around with ropes, desperately trying to save their little crew from the huge waves.   (Yes, there is a whale in this other film, but we're still in the ocean.)

After I just aggressively dissed the whole film, let's watch the trailer:


*stares into space thinking of what to say*

Thought no. 1: WHY IS IT SO MUSHY?!   I'll be honest, I am a mushy movie person.   Hallmark Channel was my life in middle school.   However, the mush seems poorly placed here.   It feels like it's here so people can squeal "aww" before they think everyone is about to die.   Why is it necessary?

Thought no. 2: It is very dramatic.    This is why some things should just stay in real life and not have a film.   The trailer is a lot of yelling coordinates and screaming at waves.   It's almost a thriller movie, not a historical experience.

I don't think that this film will get much of an audience.   It looks very well done, and the actors in it are not without acclaim, but since a competing film (also with big waves and actors with similar hair) has already been watched, I doubt this will get as much popularity.

Will I see it?   Eh, no.   Not unless somebody purchases it on DVD and invites me over.    It's not my kind of film.   (You probably already figured that out.   XD )


The Finest Hours hits theaters today, January 29, 2016.

What do you think about this film?

Thursday, January 28, 2016

Jessica Jones Recap: "AKA 99 Friends" (1x04)


Trigger warning: This show is rated TV-M because it deals with realistic portrayals of sex, abuse, violence, swearing, and PTSD. Be warned before reading this recap or watching this show.


The episode begins with Jessica watching people exit the subway. Voice-over Jessica tells us how easy it is for Kilgrave to control them--one word and these people feel an intense need to follow her. To photograph her.


Jessica retraces her steps throughout Manhattan, holding up photos that Kilgrave had taken, trying to figure out where she was photographed from--and by who. Thankfully, there are no photos of Luke, so he should be safe. In the middle of Jessica’s search for answers, she gets a phone call. When she returns to her office, there’s a woman waiting for her. (Fans of Friends will recognize her as Susan. Fans of Breaking Bad will recognize her as Gretchen.) The woman’s name is Audrey Eastman, and she has an appointment. She was referred by one of Hogarth’s associates. As Jessica unlocks the door, Audrey makes a couple of snooty comments, including pointing out Malcolm, who is struggling to get into his apartment. Jessica goes over to talk to him, and Malcolm is surprised that she even cares.

Jessica: “Just don’t need to be another reason for you to get high.”
Malcolm: “Don’t need a reason.”

In Jessica’s office, Audrey explains that she suspects her husband of having an affair. She’s skeptical of Jessica’s abilities, but Jessica assures Audrey that she’ll earn her pay. Audrey wants Jessica to take pictures of Carlo sleeping with his mistress.

Audrey: “In flagrante--in the act.”
Jessica: “I know what in flagrante means.”

(Jessica is so done.)

Jessica warns Audrey that these kinds of pictures are hard to look at and harder to forget. Audrey presses on, insisting that she wants these pictures. Jessica is skeptical, so she asks Audrey if she’s had any conversations with a well-dressed, British man lately. Audrey doesn’t seem to know what Jessica’s talking about. (Question: if Kilgrave was controlling someone, couldn’t he command them not to tell Jessica anything about him?) Jessica is wary, but she pulls out a contract and starts the process. While Audrey looks for a deposit, Jessica gets a call. It’s Trish.

Trish: “He’s back.”

Kilgrave knows she’s alive, and he’s sent people to kill her. Jessica tells Trish to go to her safe room and that she’ll be right there. Officer Simpson, the guy from last episode, and another cop keep trying to get inside, eventually bringing out a battering ram. Jessica climbs up to Trish’s balcony, and Trish lets her in. Jessica watches what’s happening outside Trish’s door via a security camera. The other cop asks Simpson if he’s sure that there’s a body in there, to which Simpson says yes. Jessica tells Trish that Kilgrave didn’t send Simpson back--Simpson thinks he killed Trish. As someone whom Kilgrave forced to do bad things, Jessica recognizes the look on his face--one of concern and regret.

Simpson continues to ram away at the door, but Jessica finally opens the door. Simpson recognizes her. Jessica quickly covers by saying they were making a party mix with headphones on and didn’t hear the door. Trish appears, much to Simpson’s relief. The other cop asks if Trish is okay and if there were any violent incidents. Trish brushes it off, and the officer apologizes for the disturbance. He then goes on to compliment Trish’s old show back in the day, even going so far as to sing the theme song.


Trish isn't happy about this and starts to shut the door in his face, but Simpson stops her, still confused about what’s going on. Despite the other cop’s protests, Jessica says Simpson can stay. The other cop leaves.

Simpson asks how Trish can be standing there and how she can be all right. Crying, Trish undoes the scarf around her neck to reveal bruises on her neck and whispers, “I am not all right.”


Simpson looks shaken and says he’s “a goddamn monster.” Jessica takes him out to the hall and talks to him while Trish listens via her security camera and intercom. Jessica tells Simpson that Trish knows it wasn’t Simpson’s fault and that she’s just being dramatic. Trish uses the intercom to object to Jessica’s use of the word “dramatic,” so Jessica takes Simpson for a walk outside. She tells him that he knows she’s alive, and now the best thing he can do is stay away. Simpson is confused since he was so sure that Trish was dead. Jessica shows him a vial of Sufentanil, saying that it knocked Trish out, giving him the impression that she was dead. Simpson doesn’t understand why he wanted to kill an innocent woman, so Jessica debriefs him about Kilgrave. She tries to convince Simpson that it’s over now, but Simpson is convinced that Trish isn’t safe. He says he has experience as a police officer that could be of use to them, but Jessica shuts him down, insisting that she’ll take care of Trish. She has an idea to get Trish off of Kilgrave’s radar, but it’s going to be painful.

We cut to Trish beginning an episode of Trish Talk. She issues an apology for the disrespectful comments she made about Kilgrave.

Afterwards, Jessica and Trish walk down the sidewalk, discussing how Trish’s apology was fake and meant to make Kilgrave think Trish was still afraid of him. Jessica pauses the conversation when she notices a man snapping photos a few feet away. She charges after him but soon realizes that it’s a man taking pictures of someone else. Trish presses Jessica to tell her what's wrong, so Jessica reveals that Kilgrave’s been watching and taking pictures of her. Trish tells Jessica to calm down because Kilgrave isn’t here now, but Jessica points to her head and says, “He’s always in here.”


Back at Jessica’s apartment, she goes through the photos on her computer and deletes the photos she took of Luke. Voice-over Jessica tells us that she doesn’t need any reminders of what she did to him, even though she had (mostly) good intentions. She deletes all the photos except one.

At Hogarth’s office, Jessica interrupts a very important phone call to ask Hogarth if her firm represents Audrey Eastman. Hogarth says she should go ask Desmond Tobey, the referring lawyer, but Jessica says he wasn’t very helpful. Hogarth asks why Jessica is so on edge, and Jessica reminds Hogarth that the last referrals she got wound up dead in an elevator. Hogarth confirms that Audrey Eastman is a client, and, after being pressed, says that she trusts Desmond Tobey. He’s handling her own divorce. (Remember that plotline about Hogarth’s affair with her secretary? Yep. That divorce.) Hogarth says Jessica needs to calm down because she’s coming across as “distinctly paranoid.”
Jessica: “Everyone keeps saying that. It’s like a conspiracy.”

A bit later, Jessica is suspended between two buildings, her back on one building and her feet on the other. Trish calls, and Jessica reveals that she’s been tailing one of her clients (Audrey Eastman) to make sure she can trust her. Trish begs Jessica to tell her about her client as a distraction. They analyze Audrey for a bit, then Trish asks how Jessica will know if Audrey’s been “Kilgraved.” (I love that.) Jessica says that Kilgrave’s mind control only works for 10-12 hours. So if Kilgrave doesn’t show up, she’ll go ahead and take Audrey’s case… and take the pictures. While looking at a nearby police surveillance camera, Jessica realized something and calls Simpson, asking if he still wants to help catch Kilgrave.
Jessica: “It’s a little illegal.”
Simpson: “Answer’s still yes.”
She asks him to get her a police surveillance video. The video will show who’s been tailing her. Simpson agrees to help, saying he’s got her six. She says she'll text him locations to check the videos for as well as times she was there. After hanging up, she watches Audrey leave the building and follows her.

Hogarth and Pam are walking down the sidewalk planning a trip. Well, Pam is talking about the trip. Hogarth is looking at her phone. She makes a comment about work, and Pam asks Hogarth if she can have her full attention. Hogarth apologizes, promising to take Pam wherever she wants to go when “this circus” is over.


Unfortunately, Wendy, Hogarth’s soon-to-be-ex, comes out of the restaurant they’re in front of. Wendy’s upset, not only because she’s running into them but also because this is the restaurant where Hogarth proposed to her. Understandably, she’s very hurt, but she tells Pam this means Hogarth is giving Pam leftover romance.
Wendy: “If she orders you the tiramisu and there’s a diamond ring at the bottom, you’ll think there’s nothing that could ever make you stop feeling happy. Don’t choke on it.”
Hogarth tells Wendy they’ll never get back together, and Wendy walks away in tears. Pam isn't very happy either.
Hogarth: “She does not get this goddamn restaurant.”
Pam: “Yeah, she does.”
Jessica follows Audrey to an abandoned building, which leads to Jessica jumping onto a dumpster with considerable ability (Dumpsters are a theme in Hell’s Kitchen).


Audrey walks inside, turns on some loud rock music, and starts practicing shooting a gun. Jessica walks in through another entrance, armed with the syringe of Sufentanil in case of Kilgrave, and watches Audrey fire at some mannequins. Jessica wonders who Audrey plans to use her firing skills on.

At Hogarth’s office, Jessica is now back, responding to Hogarth’s urgent text. A bunch of people are gathered in Hogarth’s lobby, and all of them claim to have been mind controlled by Kilgrave. Jessica asks why Hogarth won’t at least talk to them, and Hogarth says that Wendy is making the divorce very difficult. Hogarth needs dirt on Wendy. That’s why she wants Jessica. Jessica gets annoyed, saying she has a gun-toting client and a spy to find. Hogarth reminds her that she owes her a favor. Jessica scoffs, saying that Hogarth was married to Wendy, thus she already has “her dirt.” Hogarth says that Wendy doesn’t have any dirt on Hogarth.
Jessica: “You’re sneaky. Doesn’t mean she is.”
Jessica tersely agrees to help but says she’ll do it later. Now, she has something else to take care of. She turns to the people in Hogarth’s lobby and asks, “Who’s first?”

In a conference room, Hogarth and Jessica listen to all of the people’s testimonies about Kilgrave. Some of them are ridiculous. Some of them are legitimate. He lived with one woman for two days and forced her to play the cello for him until she made a mistake. He forced another woman to keep smiling indefinitely. And finally, he made a man give him his jacket. The man says it’s not the same as killing his parents, but Kilgrave still owes him. This man uses the word “limey,” a British word, which convinces Jessica that this was Kilgrave. She makes the man stand up and looks him over, having an intense purple flashback to Kilgrave. After this, she tells them to put this man on the list.

The members of the aforementioned list are gathered together, and Jessica tells them to talk and exchange info. She goes out to meet Hogarth in the hall.
Hogarth: “What was that about?”
Jessica: “We’re starting a band.” 
Hogarth asks if this is a support group. Jessica says she’s going to be using them. She wants to know everything Kilgrave said, everywhere they went, and any piece of info that could help her find him.
Hogarth: “Kilgrave wanted a leather jacket, live cello music, and a flattering smile of a pretty girl. What a waste. He could solve so many problems with his gift.”
Jessica: “Gift?”
Hogarth: “I just meant… if he was on our side.”
Jessica: “What side would that be? The side that uses people? Treats them like animals? Just to throw them away like they’re garbage? The side that rips your life apart and destroys you from the inside out? Whose side exactly would that be?”
Jessica gets heated and punches the glass wall of the conference room as she leaves, cracking it.


Jessica walks the streets of Manhattan, hearing every noise and looking on edge. Simpson finds her and hands her the surveillance video. He follows her inside her apartment building, assuring her that they’ll figure out who’s spying on her. As they pass Malcolm, Simpson snaps, asking Malcolm what he’s looking at. He’s paranoid that Malcolm is watching him. Jessica intervenes and tells Malcolm to go sleep it off, then chastises Simpson. He apologizes to her, indicating his paranoia is a side effect of Kilgrave's mind control. Jessica tells him about the support group. Simpson leaves.

In her apartment, Jessica looks over the footage, watching her and Trish exit a coffee shop. She’s no closer to answers. She flips back to the one picture of Luke she saved and looks at it.
Voice-over Jessica: “Now I know how it feels, someone watching your every move, seeing you in private moments.” 
As Jessica walks down the street, a little girl approaches her and tells her that Patsy Walker is safe. She’s delivering a message from Kilgrave, who liked Trish’s apology. Jessica kneels, asking how old the little girl is. She says she’s sorry that this is happening to her. The girl responds by telling her she’s a bitch, then saying she could have stopped that bus but instead she left him in the street to die. She tells Jessica she turns everything to shit. Then she says that it’s Friday and asks if Jessica has a job to do. Jessica asks if she’s talking about Audrey, getting more persistent and grabbing the girl’s arm. The girl screams, and Jessica tells her she’s going to help her find her mom. Her mom runs up a few moments later, and though Jessica says she was only trying to help, the girl’s mom tells her to stay away from her. The whole incident leaves Jessica (and me) confused.


At Trish’s apartment, Simpson stops by with a gift, hoping to make things right with Trish. Trish doesn’t let him in, but she does have him leave his gift on the floor and walk to the end of the hall. She hurriedly pulls the gift inside and opens it--it’s a gun. Simpson says he just wanted her to feel safe. Trish asks if it’s legal, and Simpson says it isn’t. There’s a long moment of silence, and Simpson asks if Trish is still there. On the other side of the door, she’s aiming the gun at the security camera screen. She smiles a little.


Jessica tails Audrey Eastman’s husband, Carlo. He has flowers, and he’s going to a hotel or apartment complex. Jessica follows him in and looks through the window of his room where she witnesses what looks like him sleeping with another woman. The couple stop just as Jessica gets a call from Audrey Eastman. They talk briefly, and suddenly Jessica realizes that Audrey is the woman inside the room. Audrey asks, “Where’s Carlo?” Jessica busts into the room.
Jessica: “He’s three feet to your right, asshole.”
Audrey draws her gun and tells Carlo to get Jessica on the plastic that’s on the floor. Carlo isn’t sure how, and Audrey reminds him that she has a gun on Jessica. Jessica threatens that if they shoot her she’ll pull the bullet out of her ruined jacket and stick it in a less-than-desirable place. Carlo asks if she’s bulletproof. Before Jessica can answer, Audrey fires at Jessica’s shoulder, drawing blood and causing pain.
Audrey: “Nope, not bulletproof.” 
Through a convoluted conversation, it’s revealed that Audrey knows about Jessica threatening Spheeris with her “laser eyes.” (Never knew that conversation would come back to haunt ya, Jessica.) Jessica realizes that this has nothing to do with Kilgrave. Audrey asks if Kilgrave is “another one of you people,” asking how many of them there are.

Jessica asks if she means private eyes, but Audrey drops the word: “Gifted.” She then goes on a rant about how stupid said word is. She hates gifted people because of the Battle of Manhattan, which killed her mother.

Jessica: “So go after the big green guy or the flag waver, I wasn’t even there!”


Audrey says hurting Jessica is a preventative measure for next time. Jessica rips the plastic out from under Audrey, knocking her off her feet. She yells at them, saying they’re not the only ones with pain.
Jessica: “So you lost your parents? Welcome to the goddamn club. They died in some random accident. Do you see me trying to kill every shitty driver? No!”

She trashes the entire room. When she’s done yelling and throwing stuff around, she says, “Ninety-nine,” explaining that she has ninety-nine gifted friends in this borough alone. (Roll credits!) She says she’ll tell every single one of them about what Audrey and Carlo tried to do. Carlo pleads Jessica not to kill them. Jessica tells them to disappear and make sure they never contact anybody, especially her, again. She says she’ll stop by tomorrow with her friends to make sure they’re gone. After Jessica walks away, Carlo tells Audrey he wants a divorce. (I can guarantee you the legal proceedings will be handled by Hogarth’s firm.)

Jessica takes a shower, washing off the blood from the bullet wound, which only grazed her. She watches her blood go down the drain, and to me, it’s a reminder of just how human Jessica Jones really is.

Later, Jessica goes through the video footage of the Kilgrave victims as well as various pieces of evidence about them. Realizing something, she gets up and walks out.

At Trish’s apartment, Trish and Simpson are talking from either side of the door. She tells him about all the weird gifts she received as Patsy Walker, then says the whole thing is a little embarrassing now. Simpson helps her feel better by telling her about the GI Joes he had as a child… until they all melted while they tried to save his sister’s Barbies. They banter a bit, and then Simpson says that story is meant to show he’s always been the guy saving people. He says he needs Trish to know that. Trish says she doesn’t blame him, but Simpson says he blames himself. He says he tried to fight it. Trish tells him that Kilgrave managed to control Jessica.
Trish: “It doesn’t matter how strong you are.”
Simpson: “Maybe not. But we can protect ourselves.” 
There’s another moment of silence, and then Trish opens the door, letting Simpson in.
Trish: “I might shoot you by accident.”
Simpson: “It’s worth the risk.” 

In the sidewalks of Manhattan, Jessica stands amidst the crowd, looking at their faces… and looking for answers.

At Trish’s apartment, Simpson and Trish banter a bit, discussing life post-Kilgrave and how their respective careers are completely sane.

Jessica gets a call from Hogarth, who says she sent more people to her support group. Jessica insists it’s not her support group, but Hogarth says maybe she should go. She says Jessica needs to process her trauma so that she doesn’t take it out on her glass walls. Jessica says to put it on her tab. Hogarth asks when she’ll pay the tab, and Jessica says not tonight. She hangs up.

During the phone call, Jessica arrived outside a restaurant where “her” support group is meeting. She goes inside and just listens to the survivors talking. One man talks about how he left his toddler due to Kilgrave’s urging. (It’s heartbreaking.) The man says he disappeared for a week while being Kilgrave’s chauffeur. His wife left him, and he was charged with child abandonment. However, Jessica’s ears perk up at the word “chauffeur,” and she asks him where Kilgrave went. The man says he drove Kilgrave to meet someone every day at 10 am sharp. Jessica presses for details, and while the man doesn’t remember much, he does remember that he wore a blue and white striped scarf.


Jessica goes back to her apartment and scours the surveillance footage again, staying up all night to do so. She sees something that catches her eye: a man in a blue and white scarf. The camera zooms in on the surveillance footage slowly, interspersed with clips of Jessica breaking into someone’s apartment. She finds a printer in the apartment with a photo of her in it. The camera zooms in just as the man in the scarf pulls his hood off.

It’s Malcolm.

Jessica crouches in Malcolm’s apartment, looking at the photo of her. She glances over at a nearby photo of Malcolm and a family member, probably his grandmother. She starts to cry, a single tear rolling down her cheek. This is what Kilgrave does. He rips people apart. And Malcolm is his latest casualty.



Roll credits.

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